Saturday, December 29, 2007

Visa Run

The last couple days we toured northern Thailand along the borders of Burma (Myanmar) and Laos. Generally I don’t prefer guided tours, but we needed to leave the country to renew our visas so we decided to let someone else do the driving.


Much of the tour was countryside driving through mountainous jungle, terraced rice fields and smaller towns. Scenic but mundane, especially considering the duration of the drives. We stopped at a number sites of interest, Caves, Monkey Caves, Wats (Temples) and a number of hill-tribe villages.

The main remaining tribes are the Muong, Akha, Karen and Lisu. Accordingly these tribe originated /descended from Mongolian and Tibetan tribes. Like most indigenous cultures we’ve observed during our years of travel, they are barely clinging to their heritage. The younger generations are absorbing (or being absorbed by) the modern world and there looks to be no turning back. What does remain is a sad interaction between tourists wanting to see "indigenous" people and the villagers understanding that tourism offers a way to survive in the new world. The most obvious example was our visit to a Karen Tribal Village. (More famously know as the Long Necks). This particular tribe are refugees from the Burma side of the boarder, where the bulk of their population, perhaps 10 thousand, resides. Under normal circumstances their village would be very remote, truly a hillside site in the dense jungle. However due to the constant trek by tourist over the years foot paths have been replaced by cement walkways complete with handrails. "Tribal" souvenirs are available every step of the way. Believe me there was no feeling that you were on a National Geographic expedition. Our guide assurred us that the villagers wanted our support and were happy to be there, tourist and all. I didn't get that feeling, perhaps it was the article I had just read that referred to the situation as "human zoos". It reminded me of the great Native American Chief Geronimo. After his defeat by the US forces, he toured the US as a side show for circus acts. He survived, but must never have known happiness again.
In order to renew our Visas we crossed into Myanmar for a look around. Unlike the Thais of the North, whom are relatively successful and prosperous, the poverty of Myanmar showed itself immediately. Beggars, including the monks, were everywhere. The sense of desperation was very much in the eyes of the children. Much like our visit to the Karen Tribe, I didn't get a happy feeling about being there. It is interactions like this that in one sense make me feel tremulously lucky and in another, tremendously guilty. You can't help but feel sorrow and pain, along with helplessness. Of course we gave some money away to the kids and monks but in the big picture its nothing. This was a prosperous boarder town, I can't imagine what the more remote interior must be like.

Our next stop was a trip across the Mekong River to Laos. We hope to make a longer visit to this country later during this trip but for this day it was all part of the tour. This three corners area (Thailand, Laos and Burma) is call The Golden Triangle and gained fame for its flourishing Opium trade in years past. (Now its just heroin coming out of Myanmar, but that's another story) . Our guide was a veteran guide and had many stories of Opium treks with foreigners during the seventies and eighties. It almost killed him. The area used to be very dangerous (and still is to some extent) as it was governed by various mafia groups and drug trafficking tribal groups. (Don't worry we only had a small amount of heroin with us so the Mafiosos didn't bother us. kidding). We did however, have the unfortunate encounter with a floating dead body along the Mekong. It was a bit surreal as we motored by, very close, to this body of man whom accordingly, was likely shot by the "police" and dumped into the river for disposal. The kids handled it well. They are certainly getting an education, for better or worse.Our Visas are now good until Feb 25th, when we'll need to leave the country for over a month.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Rylan Playing Tennis


Just wanted to see if I could upload a video.

Check out Rylan's follow through! Wow he really looks like he knows what he doing.




(For you less then Internet savvy types: click the play button, then wait)

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Christmas





Hard to beileve that Christmas is right around the corner, not because its been another year already, but because there is just is no sense of the Holiday here. (It's all about Buhhda in Thailand and its warm). Very few decorations, except some in the Western stlye malls. We haven't been exposed to the endless Christmas music. No loss there! It's kinda been nice in fact; a lot less pressure. We do miss our Friends and Family. Happy Holidays to you all.

The mopeds have turned out to be a great choice. We've been able to explore and get around much better then taking taxis everywhere. (The problem with taxis is that you need to know where you're going, which ofcourse, we rarely do). As I mentioned in an earlierpost, it seems as if it would be impossible to get a moving violation (ticket) in this country. Unfortunately, that's not the case with parking. We managed to have out bikes "booted" by the police for illegal parking. 800 Baht and a ride to Police Headquaters later we managed to free them. In light of the traffic situation here we thought it was pretty amusing.

Merry Christmas!

Monday, December 17, 2007

Random Comments 2



It's unfortunate but the karaoke thing is big in Thailand. Well not really Karaoke, just Thai’s singing American songs on stage. They shouldn't’t do it! They can’t pronounce a good portion of the consonants in our Language yet they feel compelled to belt out Elvis, Frank Sinatra and the others . It's embarrassing. Right before this gal (picture) came on, Elvis was there in person. It was something I won't forget anytime soon. I had to bit my lip.

The Thais love their King. Its a sort-of Monarchy/Democracy here. (Although if you ask the Ex-Pats it's more like the King and his Mafia) The King has been in power for the past 60 years, so they don't really know any other leader. Somewhere along the line someone decided that the people should show their support for the King by wearing the same colors (shirts with royal symbol) on each day of the week. Monday is Yellow shirt Day and Wednesday is Pink. (These are the two most popular. There is Green day, Blue Day, White Day etc, as well but yellow and pink are the biggies).

Our first experience of "Yellow Day" was in Bangkok when we went to the Hospital for immunizations. The hospital was crazy busy and at first I thought the staff was wearing yellow uniforms, but quickly realized that the all the people sitting were also wearing yellow as well. Perhaps as many as 80% of the hundreds were in yellow. Really strange. Then a few days later we notice everyone was in Pink. That's when we asked.

I now have a yellow shirt that I proudly wear on Mondays. Pink, I don't think so, but Barrett got one for her Stuff animals.
One sign of Christmas here are the gift baskets available at the grocery stores. At least I think they are for Christmas, I don't really know. Anyway they are the strangest Assembly of foods possible. The gift basket below contains a bottle of Whiskey, a can of coconut milk, coffee, prune juice, corn flakes, crackers and tea. I think I'd rather have the fruit cakeFunny Stuff:

An Elephant walking down the street at night with a (very small) bicycle reflector strapped to its tail.

Chiang Mai

Sorry we haven't posted in a while. Chiang Mai Internet isn't the greatest (IE Dial-Up only) so up loading photos is a laborious job. Recently we figured out that if you sit outside in the hallway reception is much better.
Chaing Mai is really a great town. Not too touristy at all, but enough to provide a great selection of restaurants. Since we don't have a real kitchen this is very important.
We've slowly worked our way into a group of tennis players, some Thai and some Ex-pats, so that has added to the feeling of "home". It's been over a month here and we've made a number of friends/acquaintances so leaving in a few weeks will be tough. In fact we've been invited to play in a tournament with our Thai friends in Chaing Rai, about 2 hours north, along the Burmese (Myanmar) boarder. (You know Bird Flu country). That should be interesting since we don't know a lick of Thai. Syd will play singles, as well as doubles with an instructor we met. The rankings are based on combined age so Syd and Hoi will be playing in the over 90 group. Sounds awful! What's become of us!

Syd and the kids are taking Kung Fu classes a few days a week. Rylan doesn't care for it much, calls it kung poo poo but Barrett enjoys it and has been punching just about everything in sight. So I guess that's a good sign? We thought we were going to take a cooking class but it turns out they are very expensive, catering to the tourist. I guess the locals don't need the classes.
The kids have adapted well. They are great together and busy themselves with all types of games. Great friends. They even play cards with us at night which is kinda of a breakthrough. Dinners out is a nightly event, except when we order the horrid Thai pizzas. We visited a dinner theater the other night and were treated to dances and music of the various local hill tribes. Can't say much for the form of dance here. It was as if the performers were part of a B class movie played in slomotion. We thought it was just going to be the first dance (The Famous Fingernail Dance, I'm sure you've heard of it) but it turned out that they were all very slow. Rylan said "they acted like Barrett in the morning". It was a good time regardless. My son is turning in to a Class A wise ass. Can't figure out where he got those qualities.
Life is good, at this point leaving Thailand at all is going to be tough. We've met plenty of people that came for a visit and either never left or went home sold everything and came directly back. (Especially retired, single, men). It's not hard to see why.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Random Comments

Things to Like about Thailand

The unrelenting Thai politeness. Most Thai's are overwhelmingly polite, not just with words but with actions.


24oz local beers. Order a beer and that's what you get. I guess the 12oz model just isn't enough in this tropical climate.


$2.90 hour long Thai massage. That was the best price I've seen so far, generally we dish out twice that much. It's a daily habit at this point.

200+ item menus! Many restaurants have menus 30 pages long. The only nuisance is that Thai's are so polite, once they hand you the menu, they stand right next to you until you order. Once, I tried telling the waiter to give us a few minutes. He politly agreed and then stayed right there and waited. I'm starting to get used to it.

Where's the Elephant!

While in Bangkok, we were at a nice outdoor restaurant in downtown across from our hotel, when all of a sudden a young elephant walks up right next to us, like within 10-12 feet! (It's really amazing just how quiet they are). Anyway, I noticed it first and said "Hey guys look an elephant". Syd and Barrett notice but Rylan had be looking down at his plate. When he looks up he says "where"!

I said "Right there"!

He stretched his neck so he could see around this big "grey wall" and again says "where's the elephant"? Again I say "right here". It didn't register for Rylan for another few moments, but when it did it was a great reaction of surprise and shock.

I think there is a joke about hiding elephants. Anyway, we laughed about it all night.

Some Funny Stuff:

Two ladies in full burka attire riding a moped. ( I don't know, I guess you just had to see it).

Road Rules:

As I see it the lines painted on the roads are for reference only, perhaps a form of measurement. What we would call two lanes, the Thai's call five; two for cars and 3 for mopeds OR 3 for cars and 2 for mopeds.

At the stoplights mopeds weave through the traffic until they are at the front. It is expected, if you don't the moped behind you will let you know.

Driving the wrong way on a street is okay, as long as you think you can make it. (Sidewalks are fine too).

Turning left on Red is expected even if your in the outside lane. Again only if you think you can make it.

3 persons per moped is fine, just put the baby on the handlebars.

If you see a car nosing in from a side street, expect them to go for it. (If they didn't they'd never get in).

Cell phone use while mopeding in traffic is common, no need to stop. I actually saw three on a moped, two of which were on the phone. I know unbelievable.

In the states we call all this DWA (Driving While Asian). Well we're living it. We rented two mopeds for the month, and today I performed my first left on red. But don't worry Moms, I haven't called anyone yet.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007







Bangkok turned out to be a very diverse, exciting city. Our hotel Lobby was generally filled with Indians, Arabs and Africans complete with traditional attire. Egyptian influences also seem to be abound in many restaurants, plenty of hookahs. Televisions in International Hotel lobbies and Restaurants are just as likely to be airing Al Jazeera as they are CNN. Women in full burka attire were a relatively common sight, much to the kids curiously. Barrett says she'd "just move if she lived where she had to wear that".


The lifestyle in Bangkok is addicting, things are cheap and the sites are many. I can see why there are so many ex pates here. Syd and I both can see we coming back at some point, maybe even this trip. We head to Chiang Mai now and look forward to making a more permanent base.


Hope to hear from you all.

The Grand Palace


Today we spent the day at the National Museum of Thailand and the Grand Palace, home of the King. As with so many museums the unfortunate overall theme is man's conflict with himself. War seems to be the one defining activity that all regions, worldwide, have in common. Unfortunately, Thai culture/history is no different. On the other hand the traditional architecture here is fabulous. The Grand Palace is a real visual delight. I can't even imagine the time and labor that must have gone into building the site. Whether paying reverence to The Buddha or creating awe for the masses, the Thai people have done a splendid job. The pictures really don't do it justice.


Sunday, November 04, 2007

Bad Rap


Bangkok really has a bad rap. Its a much nicer city then I had expected. Sure it's busy, smoggy and full of traffic, but what city in a developing country isn't? Personally, I don't find it any dirtier then Buenos Aires, Beijing, or even parts of NYC for that matter. I've been surprised at how developed the city is. I think the well publicized Red Light District has created the bad rap that Bangkok gets, but we've been cruising the city for 4 days and haven't even run across it. The city really has much to offer.

The food is fantastic and cheap. Entrées at the better restaurants run about $8-12 and are super tasty. There are a ton of musems, shows and theater throughout the city. The nightlife is active, to say the least. The quality of the native crafts (not that I really like crafts) are twice that of what I've seen in China. The people are amazingly polite and helpful, not something you find in many cities.

Syd and I plan to stay a few extra days. Maybe we'll leave Thr or Fri. The kids have started a blog as well. You can find it here: http://rylanandbarrett.blogspot.com/

Friday, November 02, 2007

Medical Check-up


One of te reasons we decided to stay in Bangkok before we head North to Chaing Mai, was to take advantage of the quality and inexpensive medical services. Yesterday I spent the better part of the day at the Brumengard International Hospital getting my "mid-aged" check-up. I hate even sating those words! I wasn't really sure what to expect but when I got their I was very impressed from the get-go. The Hospital was as clean and modern as a 5 star hotel and the staff was extremely efficient. I was there for about 5 hours but within that time I received the following


  • Blood Tests (Counts, Blood Sugar)

  • Cholesterol Profile

  • Gout

  • Kidney Function Tests

  • Liver Function Tests

  • Thyroid Check

  • Cancer Markers Tests

  • EKG and Stress Test

  • Chest X-ray

  • Ultrasound of Whole Abdomen

  • Eye Exam

All for the uninsured price of about $340. Yes $340.00 dollars, all in half a day. Compare that to the MRI and pain shot that Syd got just before we left. She had to have 5-6 appointments (referral, consultation, MRI, another consultation, then the shot) over 5 weeks (and that was short time frame, because I play tennis with the Doc). The total was over $4,000.00, $2,000.00 after insurance. Not that I'm down on the US medical system, but an MRI here is about $125.00. Syd is at the Hospital today, shes healthly. (Her results came in the same day. My results will be in Monday).



Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Arrival in Thailand (Bangkok)


Well the day finally came and after two long flights with a short layover in Japan we've made it to Bangkok. We managed to get Business Class seats for the first flight , even though Barrett is only 6 due to Syd's "connections", but we weren't so lucky for the flight from Japan to BKK (Bangkok). Back in the cattle car with the mere mortals was bit uncomfortable but we made it. We arrived just before midnight BKK time, about 20 hours after we left.
We survived the Halloween night taxi ride with a driver who thought we was Mario Andretti and made it to The Ambassador Hotel, somewhere downtown BKK. This hotel was obviously very nice at one time, its just that that time is not now.

So we'll head out today and see whats what. Eric...